P: Ollie, we’ve gotta do this bio for the site.
O: Don’t make it wanky.
P: Could just use a transcript of this chat?
P: Nah you’re right. Too up itself. I just can’t be bothered with all that third person bollocks - hurts my head.
O: Just put, “worked at a few diff agencies. Worked on a load of different brands. Award-winning.” People love that.
P: Shall I name-check the Hula Hoops “Sorry. I’ve got my hands full” stuff and Adidas #therewillbehaters?
O: That was ages ago.
P: Yeah true. The new B&Q campaign we did was alright.
O: Nah, keep it simple. Email. Phone number. Done. And a photo of us - but not the one where we’ve both got our hands in our pockets.
P: Cool. OK.
O: You’re gonna do the transcript thing aren’t you?
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